I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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