idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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