Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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