Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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