Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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