he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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