I only kidnapped one of them. chill
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
birth control should be required to get into college
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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