I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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