I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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