Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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