i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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