she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
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