yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
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