The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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