WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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