The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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