Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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