i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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