she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I think my fart just growled at me.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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