I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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