Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize
