Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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