so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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