everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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