Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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