Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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