you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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