..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
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