Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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