Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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