I think i peed on brittanys purse
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
As shirtless as possible
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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