Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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