honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
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