It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
