I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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