brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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