I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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