He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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