New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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