It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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