So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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