he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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