Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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