He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
It's never too late to be topless.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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