I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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