Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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