What a fucking waste of an outfit
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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