If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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