Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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