what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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