omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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